So to start my tale I should inform you that I work at a Medical Spa as receptionist and my job entails mostly administrative and customer-related tasks. However, I am also there to support the on-duty technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… helping shaving clients to get them ready for their session. So this specific Saturday I was asked to help with shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve unfortunately had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly pulls down the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s buttock tight to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and booked it the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to set up the client’s next appointment, neither of us could face each other because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to forget the moment I looked at the variegated butt up close.