So to kick off my story I should tell you that I work at a med spa as front desk and my job entails mostly administrative and customer service related tasks. That said, I am also there to assist the on shift technician, obviously not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this particular Saturday I was asked to help with shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve unfortunately had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly pulls down the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to proceed and hold the client’s butt cheek firm to shave it. I wrapped up as thoroughly and swiftly as I could and booked it the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to schedule the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that embarrassing encounter. I will probably never be able to overcome the moment I stared at the mottled butt up close.