When I was in high school, I was quite shy when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was my geometry teacher. This led to a lot of wrestlers missing class and coming into our classroom to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers come in yelling about new wrestling uniforms, and how enthusiastic they were. When they go over and pull out the uniforms, the whole class started giving them side glances. Even without what I say next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s skin-tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender style top. Absolutely funny already. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and hurried out to go change in the bathroom, and returned to display them. Which, is also quite funny because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could notice every detail. Regardless, we live in a town called Ocean City. It’s commonly abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it says Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they used the abbreviation. On the back, it says OC MEN. Which isn’t too bad, but then I sound it out in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I almost spit out the water I was drinking. I glanced around quickly, trying to find out who I can tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turned to the girl beside me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I whispered to her what I noticed and we both started laughing. The whole time she saw me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for seven years now.