So to begin my story I should let you know that I work at a Medical Spa as front desk and my job entails mostly computer-related and customer service related tasks. Nonetheless, I am also there to support the on shift technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this particular Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Not quite. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to restrain my laughter from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s butt cheek tight to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and hurried the hell out of the room. Later, when I had to schedule the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that embarrassing encounter. I will probably never be able to forget the moment I stared at the variegated butt up close.