So to start my tale I should let you know that I work at a med spa as front desk and my job involves mostly computer-related and customer service related tasks. Nonetheless, I am also there to assist the on shift technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to get them ready for their session. So this certain Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my astonishment (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to continue and hold the client’s buttock firm to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and hurried the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to schedule the client’s next appointment, neither of us could face each other because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I looked at the mottled butt in detail.