During my high school years, I was quite shy around people who weren’t my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was also the geometry teacher. This resulted in a lot of wrestlers cutting class and interrupting our class to hang out and stay out of trouble. One day, seven wrestlers come in shouting about new wrestling uniforms, and how thrilled they were. When they grabbed the uniforms, the whole class started giving them side glances. Even without what I describe next, the suits look funny. I mean, it’s tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender style top. Absolutely funny already. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and ran out to change in the bathroom, and came back to show them off. Which, is equally hilarious because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could see everything. In any case, we reside in a town called Ocean City. It’s commonly abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they used the abbreviation. On the back, it states OC MEN. Which isn’t awful, but then I sound it out in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I was close to spitting out my drink. I looked around frantically, trying to find out who I can tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I looked at the girl sitting next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I shared my discovery with her and we both cracked up. The whole time she saw me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.