So I have this health teacher who is really insane about exercise. She has completed ironman triathlons and mentions going to the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s a bit intense. We have this project where we have to choose a health goal to pursue for a month. Things like drinking water or doing squats. To stay motivated, we talked about physical rewards. She then told us about her obsession with sporting goods, where she goes to a store and buys gear like they were books. During this, she suddenly says, “I really like Dick’s”. After realizing what she said, she blushed and in a quieter voice said, “please don’t tell your parents.”