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My sister, mother, and I were standing in a long line at the Sam’s Club food court. The entire time I was waiting, I was practicing in my head what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was repeatedly yelling at me. As we reached the counter to pay, I got thrown off by his cuteness so instead of asking for the pizza, I confidently said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club food court has none of. As soon as I understood my mistake, I shouted out “noooo”, so loudly that 50 people looked at me. Ashamed, I ran away and my mom and sister had to bring me the slice of pizza from my finding place in the freezer section. To this day, I plead with people to make my order when anyone vaguely attractive is at the register.