So to begin my story I should let you know that I work at a med spa as receptionist and my job includes mostly computer and customer service related tasks. Nonetheless, I am also there to support the working technician, obviously not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this particular Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally normal colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to continue and hold the client’s glute taut to shave it. I wrapped up as thoroughly and swiftly as I could and booked it the hell out of the room. Later, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that embarrassing encounter. I will probably never be able to overcome the moment I looked at the variegated butt up close.