So to begin my story I should let you know that I work at a health spa as receptionist and my job includes mostly computer and customer-related tasks. However, I am also there to support the working technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this certain Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly pulls down the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to restrain my laughter from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally normal colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to proceed and hold the client’s butt cheek firm to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and booked it the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to schedule the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I saw the variegated butt up close.