One time back in the day in middle school math class, I had to fart really bad. Me being the idiot that I am, thought that it would be inaudible. Shockingly, it wasn’t. The only person lecturing was the teacher, and she was cut off by thunderous loud farts. She said she was disappointed I couldn’t hold it in and proceeded to tell a story of how she taught a famous athlete who did almost the exact same thing.