So I have this health teacher who is really insane about exercise. She’s done ironman triathlons and talks about hitting the YMCA at 5:00am. She’s really intense. We have this project where we have to choose a health goal to pursue for a month. Things like drinking water or doing squats. To stay motivated, we talked about physical rewards. She shared her sporting goods obsession, where she goes into a store and buys lots of gear as if they were books. In the middle of this story, she suddenly says, “I really like Dick’s”. Realizing what she said, she turned red and quietly added, “please don’t tell your parents.”