I have a friend who I’ve known since childhood. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got this absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was twisting in pain. So, his mom took him to the doctor’s office, where the doctor immediately told her to take him to the ER. She was afraid it might be something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About halfway to the hospital, my friend suddenly produced the loudest, most powerful fart imaginable. I could have sworn he levitated. We thought the car seat fabric had torn. After a good 30 seconds of non-stop farting, he looked at his mom and said, “I feel all better now!”