So my health teacher is obsessed with exercise. She’s done ironman triathlons and talks about hitting the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s a bit intense. We have this project where we have to choose a health goal to pursue for a month. Things like drinking water or doing squats. For that, you need some motivation, so we were talking about physical things to reward ourselves with. She decided to tell us about her sporting goods fetish, where she goes into a store and buys a bunch of gear like they were books. In the middle of this story, she suddenly says, “I really like Dick’s”. Realizing what she just said, she turned red and in a more quiet voice goes, “please don’t tell your parents.”