When I was in high school, I was pretty quiet when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was also the geometry teacher. This resulted in a lot of wrestlers cutting class and coming into our classroom to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers entered shouting about new wrestling uniforms, and how thrilled they were. When they go over and pull out the uniforms, the whole class started giving them side glances. Even without what I describe next, the suits seemed funny. I mean, it’s a snug royal blue Spandex with a top that looks like suspenders. Already pretty funny. But the wrestlers snatched the uniforms and hurried out to switch into them in the bathroom, and returned to display them. Which, is also hysterical because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could see everything. In any case, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s often abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it reads Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they chose the abbreviation. On the back, it states OC MEN. Which isn’t awful, but then I pronounce it in my mind. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I nearly choked on my water. I looked around in a panic, trying to find out who I can tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turned to the girl beside me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I told her what I found and we both burst out laughing. The whole time she considered me the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.