So to begin my story I should inform you that I work at a Medical Spa as front desk and my job involves mostly administrative and customer service related tasks. However, I am also there to support the on-duty technician, obviously not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this specific Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly pulls down the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to proceed and hold the client’s glute firm to shave it. I wrapped up as thoroughly and swiftly as I could and booked it the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to forget the moment I saw the variegated butt up close.