So a couple weeks ago, me and my friends were sitting on this cement-like platform (as we referred to it). It’s basically the steps to the unused classroom (a classroom that no one uses). This strange substitute French teacher comes up to us and says, “you ought not to sit on this ground, it’s too cold and it’s bad for your ovaries.” I asked her how or why and she said that if students sit on cold ground their ovaries will freeze and that we won’t be able to have kids. Now it’s an ongoing joke between us about not sitting on cold ground.