One time a long time ago in 6th grade math class, I really needed to fart. Me being the goof that I am, thought that it would be silent. To my dismay, it wasn’t. The only person speaking was the teacher, and she was halted by freaking loud farts. She said she was let down I couldn’t keep it in and went on to tell a story of how she instructed a well-known sports figure who did nearly the same thing.