During my high school years, I was pretty quiet when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was also the geometry teacher. This led to a lot of wrestlers missing class and barging into our classroom to hang out and stay out of trouble. One day, seven wrestlers entered shouting about new wrestling uniforms, and how enthusiastic they were. When they go over and pull out the uniforms, the whole class started giving them side glances. Even without what I mention next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s tight royal blue Spandex with a top that looks like suspenders. Already quite amusing. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and ran out to change in the bathroom, and come back to show them off. Which, is equally hilarious because Spandex reveals everything; you could notice every detail. Regardless, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s often abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it says Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they chose the abbreviation. On the back, it reads OC MEN. Which isn't terrible, but then I pronounce it in my mind. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I almost spit out the water I was drinking. I glanced around quickly, trying to see who I could tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I looked at the girl sitting next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I whispered to her what I noticed and we both started laughing. The whole time she considered me the quiet teacher’s pet who was very reserved. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for seven years now.