I have chosen to keep my identity hidden to protect my identity from the foolishness. Last night, I became hungry and chose to make some ramen. I took out the various packets from the bowl, added the seasoning and dried vegetables, then put the bowl in the microwave. After about a sixty seconds or two, I noticed something was wrong. A awful burning smell had filled my kitchen. I opened the door to my microwave and…lo and behold…I had failed to add water. There was some smoke coming from the bowl. Not wanting to discard the ramen, I went to the sink and put in water, which filled the room with acrid smoke for several seconds. I then placed the bowl back in the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it. Well…It went okay for a little while, until I found a globule of blackened noodles which had transformed into some sort of bizarre crystalline substance unknown to humanity. I had a second thoughts.