I have opted to stay anonymous to shield my identity from the foolishness. Last night, I felt hungry and opted to make some ramen. I removed the various packets from the bowl, put in the seasoning and veggies, then put the bowl in the microwave. After about a short while or two, I noticed something was wrong. A horrible burning smell had saturated my kitchen. I swung open the door to my microwave and…low and behold…I had neglected to add water. There was some smoke emanating from the bowl. Not wanting to waste the ramen, I went to the sink and put in water, which filled the room with acrid smoke for several seconds. I then put the bowl again in the microwave and cooked it for two more minutes before attempting to eat it. Well…It went okay for a little while, until I found a mass of blackened noodles which had transformed into some sort of bizarre crystalline substance yet seen in nature by humankind. I had a change of heart.