During my high school years, I was pretty quiet when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was also the geometry teacher. This led to a lot of wrestlers skipping class and coming into our classroom to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers entered excitedly talking about new wrestling uniforms, and how thrilled they were. When they go over and pull out the uniforms, the whole class is kind of side eyeing them. Even without what I describe next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s skin-tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender style top. Already pretty funny. But the wrestlers snatched the uniforms and rush out of the room to switch into them in the bathroom, and came back to model them. Which, is also quite funny because Spandex reveals everything; you could notice every detail. In any case, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s commonly abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it says Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they chose the abbreviation. On the back, it states OC MEN. Which isn’t awful, but then I say it in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I almost spit out the water I was drinking. I glanced around quickly, trying to find out who I can tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I looked at the girl sitting next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I shared my discovery with her and we both cracked up. The whole time she thought of me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for seven years now.