When I was in high school, I was pretty quiet around people who weren’t my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was also the geometry teacher. This led to a lot of wrestlers missing class and barging into our classroom to hang out and not get in trouble. One day, seven wrestlers burst in excitedly talking about new wrestling uniforms, and how thrilled they were. When they go over and pull out the uniforms, the whole class is kind of side eyeing them. Even without what I mention next, the suits seemed funny. I mean, it’s skin-tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender style top. Already pretty funny. But the wrestlers grab the uniforms and ran out to switch into them in the bathroom, and came back to display them. Which, is equally hilarious because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could see all of their junk. In any case, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s usually shortened as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they used the abbreviation. On the back, it says OC MEN. Which isn’t too bad, but then I say it in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I nearly choked on my water. I glanced around quickly, trying to figure out who to tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I looked at the girl sitting next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I told her what I found and we both started laughing. The whole time she considered me the quiet teacher’s pet who was very reserved. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.