During my high school years, I was rather reserved around people who weren’t my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach also taught geometry. This resulted in a lot of wrestlers cutting class and barging into our classroom to hang out and avoid trouble. One day, seven wrestlers entered yelling about new wrestling uniforms, and how excited they were. When they went over to get the uniforms, the whole class began to eye them suspiciously. Even without what I describe next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s a snug royal blue Spandex with a top that looks like suspenders. Already quite amusing. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and rush out of the room to change in the bathroom, and come back to display them. Which, is also hysterical because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could notice every detail. In any case, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s often abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they chose the abbreviation. On the back, it states OC MEN. Which isn't terrible, but then I sound it out in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I nearly choked on my water. I glanced around quickly, trying to figure out who to tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turned to the girl beside me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I told her what I found and we both cracked up. The whole time she considered me the quiet teacher’s pet who was extremely shy. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for seven years now.