During my high school years, I was rather reserved with people who weren't my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was also the geometry teacher. This caused a lot of wrestlers missing class and coming into our classroom to hang out and stay out of trouble. One day, seven wrestlers entered yelling about new wrestling uniforms, and how thrilled they were. When they went over to get the uniforms, the whole class started giving them side glances. Even without what I describe next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s a snug royal blue Spandex with a suspender style top. Already pretty funny. But the wrestlers snatched the uniforms and rush out of the room to go change in the bathroom, and came back to show them off. Which, is equally hilarious because Spandex shows everything; you could see all of their junk. In any case, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s commonly abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it says Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they decided on the abbreviation. On the back, it reads OC MEN. Which isn’t awful, but then I pronounce it in my mind. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I almost spit out the water I was drinking. I looked around frantically, trying to see who I could tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turn to the girl next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I shared my discovery with her and we both cracked up. The whole time she considered me the quiet teacher’s pet who was shy as hell. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.