So to start my tale I should let you know that I work at a Medical Spa as front desk and my job involves mostly administrative and customer service related tasks. Nonetheless, I am also there to support the on-duty technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this particular Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be businesslike and it’s something I’ve unfortunately had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s glute taut to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and rushed the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to schedule the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I saw the mottled butt up close.