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My sibling, mother, and I were waiting in a long line at the Sam’s Club café. The whole time I was waiting, I was mentally rehearsing what my request would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was constantly shouting at me. When we approached the cashier to pay, I got thrown off by his good looks so instead of requesting the pizza, I confidently said “one popcorn please”, which SAMs Club café has none of. As soon as I noticed my mistake, I shouted out “noooo”, loud enough for 50 people to look at me. Embarrassed, I fled and my mom and sister had to bring me the pizza slice from my hiding spot in the frozen food aisle. To this day, I plead with people to order for me when anyone even slightly good-looking is at the register.