One time back in the day in 6th grade math class, I really needed to fart. Me being the goof that I am, decided that it would be quiet. Shockingly, it wasn’t. The only person talking was the teacher, and she was cut off by booming cannon fire farts. She said she was upset I couldn’t control it and proceeded to tell a story of how she instructed a famous athlete who did almost the exact same thing.