So to begin my story I should tell you that I work at a health spa as receptionist and my job includes mostly computer-related and customer-related tasks. However, I am also there to assist the on-duty technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this certain Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve unfortunately had to do before as well so no big deal right? Incorrect. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin assisting the tech, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly pulls down the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally consistently colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to proceed and hold the client’s buttock taut to shave it. I wrapped up as thoroughly and swiftly as I could and hurried the hell out of the room. Later, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to overcome the moment I stared at the multicolored butt up close.