In second grade, I told everyone that I was going to leave school to move to Hollywood to play Megan’s cousin from Vermont on Drake and Josh. At first, I just told my best friend, but then the whole school knew. I had people asking me for autographs and a teacher even wanted a picture with me. When I arrived on the first day of school in third grade, I informed everyone that the show was going to be canceled after the season (even though I had no knowledge of when it was ending), and so they wouldn’t need me. AND THE SHOW ENDED AFTER THAT SEASON AND EVERYONE BELIEVED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL ABOUT SIXTH GRADE BUT NOW MY BEST FRIEND WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET ABOUT IT AND I’M SO ANGRY.