So I have this health teacher who is really insane about exercise. This woman has done ironman triathlons, and talks about going to the YMCA at 5:00am. Yeah, she’s a bit intense. We were assigned a project to pick a health goal to follow for a month. Examples include drinking more water or doing squats. To stay motivated, we talked about physical rewards. She shared her sporting goods obsession, where she goes into a store and buys lots of gear as if they were books. In the middle of this story, she suddenly says, “I really like Dick’s”. Realizing what she just said, she turned red and in a more quiet voice goes, “please don’t tell your parents.”