So to kick off my story I should tell you that I work at a health spa as receptionist and my job entails mostly computer-related and customer service related tasks. That said, I am also there to support the on-duty technician, obviously not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… helping shaving clients to get them ready for their session. So this certain Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional and it’s something I’ve unfortunately had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly pulls down the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally normal colored… Striving to remain professional, I then had to proceed and hold the client’s butt cheek tight to shave it. I completed the task as quickly and thoroughly as possible and booked it the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could face each other because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I looked at the mottled butt up close.