So to begin my story I should inform you that I work at a Medical Spa as receptionist and my job includes mostly administrative and customer service related tasks. That said, I am also there to help the on-duty technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to get them ready for their session. So this particular Saturday I was asked to help with shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Not quite. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin assisting the tech, however, much to my surprise (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally normal colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to continue and hold the client’s buttock firm to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and booked it the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to schedule the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to forget the moment I looked at the mottled butt right in the crack.