During my high school years, I was quite shy when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach also taught geometry. This led to a lot of wrestlers cutting class and coming into our classroom to hang out and stay out of trouble. One day, seven wrestlers entered excitedly talking about new wrestling uniforms, and how thrilled they were. When they grabbed the uniforms, the whole class started giving them side glances. Even without what I say next, the suits appeared comical. I mean, it’s a snug royal blue Spandex with a top that looks like suspenders. Already pretty funny. But the wrestlers grab the uniforms and hurried out to change in the bathroom, and come back to display them. Which, is also hysterical because Spandex reveals everything; you could see everything. Regardless, we live in a town called Ocean City. It’s often abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it says Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they decided on the abbreviation. On the back, it states OC MEN. Which isn't terrible, but then I sound it out in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I was close to spitting out my drink. I looked around frantically, trying to see who I could tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turned to the girl beside me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I whispered to her what I noticed and we both burst out laughing. The whole time she saw me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was shy as hell. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for the past seven years.