So to start my tale I should tell you that I work at a med spa as front desk and my job involves mostly administrative and customer service duties. That said, I am also there to support the on shift technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… helping shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this certain Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve unfortunately had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin assisting the tech, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly pulls down the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hirsute butt. It is all I can do in my power to hold back my chuckles from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s butt cheek taut to shave it. I wrapped up as thoroughly and swiftly as I could and booked it the hell out of the room. Later, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to live down the moment I looked at the multicolored butt right in the crack.