So to start my tale I should let you know that I work at a Medical Spa as receptionist and my job entails mostly computer and customer service duties. Nonetheless, I am also there to help the on-duty technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to prepare them for their treatment. So this particular Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Not quite. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin helping the technician, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Maintaining professionalism, I then had to proceed and hold the client’s butt cheek tight to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and rushed the hell out of the room. Subsequently, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to forget the moment I stared at the variegated butt right in the crack.