Recently, my friends and I were hanging out on this cement-like platform (as we called it). It’s basically the steps to the unused classroom (a classroom that no one uses). This weird supply French teacher comes up to us and says, “you ought not to sit on this ground, it’s too cold and it’s bad for your ovaries.” I asked her why that’s the case and she said that if students sit on cold ground their ovaries will freeze and that we won’t be able to bear children. Now it’s an ongoing joke between us about not sitting on cold ground.