So when I was like 9, I went to this aquarium thing and it was a pretty amusing trip overall. Then, all of a sudden, I saw these jellyfish without tentacles floating in the water and thought, “oh cool.”. The next day at school, the teacher asked us what we had done over the weekend. Now normally I never raise my hand. But I did this time. I fucking did it this time. The worst possible time. So, I raised my hand, and everyone was obviously shocked to see it up in the air. The teacher said “yes?” and after confirming that she picked me, I said “I saw this jellyfish in the aquarium, and I thought it was really cool because it didn’t have any -testacles-.. Then, the classroom erupted with laughter, and I had no clue what was going on. I begged my friend to explain what was so funny because even THE TEACHER WAS LAUGHING, AND I WAS THINKING WTF. After my friend finally explained it to me (which took about 2 hours of convincing), I was, of course, quite embarrassed. But the kicker was that the teacher asked if she could tell the other teachers, and that’s how I ended up changing schools.