When I was in high school, I was pretty quiet when I wasn't with my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was my geometry teacher. This resulted in a lot of wrestlers skipping class and interrupting our class to hang out and stay out of trouble. One day, seven wrestlers burst in yelling about new wrestling uniforms, and how enthusiastic they were. When they went over to get the uniforms, the whole class started giving them side glances. Even without what I describe next, the suits look funny. I mean, it’s skin-tight royal blue Spandex with a suspender-like top. Absolutely funny already. But the wrestlers took the uniforms and hurried out to switch into them in the bathroom, and come back to model them. Which, is equally hilarious because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could see everything. In any case, we reside in a town called Ocean City. It’s often abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it reads Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they decided on the abbreviation. On the back, it reads OC MEN. Which isn’t too bad, but then I pronounce it in my mind. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I nearly choked on my water. I glanced around quickly, trying to figure out who to tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I looked at the girl sitting next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I shared my discovery with her and we both started laughing. The whole time she thought of me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was very reserved. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.