So to kick off my story I should inform you that I work at a med spa as front desk and my job entails mostly computer-related and customer service related tasks. That said, I am also there to help the on-duty technician, definitely not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… assisting shaving clients to get them ready for their session. So this particular Saturday I was asked to help shave a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve sadly had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin supporting the tech, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly removes the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a furry posterior. It is all I can do in my power to keep from laughing from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally normal colored… Striving to remain professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s buttock firm to shave it. I wrapped up as thoroughly and swiftly as I could and rushed the hell out of the room. Afterwards, when I had to book the client’s next appointment, neither of us could look the other in the eye because of that awkward encounter. I will probably never be able to overcome the moment I looked at the variegated butt right in the crack.