One time a long time ago in 6th grade math class, I really needed to fart. Me being the idiot that I am, thought that it would be silent. To my dismay, it wasn’t. The only person speaking was the teacher, and she was halted by booming explosive farts. She said she was let down I couldn’t control it and went on to tell a story of how she had a well-known sports figure who did something similar.