During my high school years, I was rather reserved around people who weren’t my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach was also the geometry teacher. This led to a lot of wrestlers skipping class and barging into our classroom to hang out and stay out of trouble. One day, seven wrestlers entered excitedly talking about new wrestling uniforms, and how excited they were. When they grabbed the uniforms, the whole class started giving them side glances. Even without what I mention next, the suits seemed funny. I mean, it’s a snug royal blue Spandex with a suspender style top. Already quite amusing. But the wrestlers grab the uniforms and ran out to go change in the bathroom, and returned to model them. Which, is also hysterical because Spandex hides NOTHING; you could notice every detail. In any case, we are from a town called Ocean City. It’s often abbreviated as “OC”. On the back of the Spandex uniform, it has Ocean City Men in large letters. Except… they used the abbreviation. On the back, it says OC MEN. Which isn't terrible, but then I sound it out in my head. OC MEN. Oh—semen. I nearly choked on my water. I looked around in a panic, trying to find out who I can tell, because I didn’t have any friends to tell in this class. I turn to the girl next to me, and I had no idea who she was and had never talked to her before. I whispered to her what I noticed and we both burst out laughing. The whole time she saw me as the quiet teacher’s pet who was shy as hell. The first words out of my mouth were “It says oh semen.” We’ve been best friends for 7 years now.